1. You never really know what to expect. That can be the weather, women, your job, etc. It’s all fucked up.
2. Bukowski is solid in nearly every situation.
3. Getting piss drunk and bitching about how fucked your life is does not stop in college. It goes on.
4. Same can be said with chain smoking.
5. Do not pay bills on time; keep the bastards on their toes.